Thursday, January 26, 2006

The Hounds of Winter

January's always bitter
But Lord this one beats all


Wolves, the hounds of winter, are only an inch and a half away from fawxes.

Monday, January 16, 2006

A Further Note on Paederasty

About a month and a half ago, Jon wrote a post on paederasty's fall from grace.

Jonathan Rowe, from Positive Liberty recently wrote a piece in a similar vein here that, like the entire blog, is also worth a look.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

My Take on the Alito Hearings

I have been very sick. And this post is fairly crude. So, you know, you might not want to read it.

But without further ado...

Senator Kennedy (D - Massachusetts): ... and one more thing, you cocksucking son of a whore, if I have anything to say about it, you'll be castrated before these hearings are through. And with that, it looks like my time is up. Senator?

Senator Hatch (R - Utah): ::Laughs:: Pay no attention to Senator Kennedy, Mr. Alito. As you well know, realistically, the Democrats don't have anything to say about whether or not you get affirmed. Now, let me just say for the record, that you are such a paragon of judicial virtue, that I am going to spend the next thirty minutes cleaning out your asshole with my tongue. And this isn't going to be a half-assed rimjob, either. No, I'm going to get it in there real deep, make you feel real nice. Now, have you ever had your asshole cleaned out by the tongue of a U.S. Senator, judge?

Judge Alito: No Senator, I can't say that I have.

Senator Hatch: Well, Judge, let me just say that by the time I'm done, that mudring of yours is going to glisten so brilliantly that they'll be able to see it on the west coast. How does that sound?

Judge Alito: That sounds absolutely fabulous, Senator. Absolutely fabulous.